WEIRD TWISTED DIMENSIONAL BEINGS

APPEARING AFTER 6 PUNCH LINES (roll 1d3)

Weird, twisted Dimensional Being 1 -- Chu-thud
Description: Big and green, with the head of a squid and lots of rubbery tentacles.
Hit Points: 10Shticks:Boggling Death: 7Incredible Strength: 6Muscle: 8 Break Down Door: 8 Climb: 8 Fight: 8 Pick Up Heavy Th: 8 Throw: 8 Zip: 6 Dodge: 6 Drive: 6 Fire Gun: 6 Jump: 6 Ride: 6 Swim: 6Smarts: 2 Hide/Spot Hidden: 3 Identify Danger: 5 Read: 2 Resist Fast-Talk: 3 See/Hear/Smell: 4 Set/Disarm/Trap: 2 Track/Cover Tracks: 2Chutzpah: 1 Fast Talk: 1 Pass/Detect Shoddy: 1 Sleight of Hand: 1 Sneak: 1

Weird, twisted Dimensional Being 2 -- Nay-thlupup
Description: Big and green, with a single great rubbery tentacle for a head.
Hit Points: 11Shticks:Boggling Death: 7Incredible Strength: 7Muscle: 10 Break Down Door: 10 Climb: 10 Fight: 10 Pick Up Heavy Th: 10 Throw: 10 Zip: 2 Dodge: 3 Drive: 3 Fire Gun: 3 Jump: 3 Ride: 3 Swim: 3Smarts: 6 Hide/Spot Hidden: 6 Identify Danger: 6 Read: 6 Resist Fast-Talk: 6 See/Hear/Smell: 6 Set/Disarm/Trap: 6 Track/Cover Tracks: 6Chutzpah: 1 Fast Talk: 1 Pass/Detect Shoddy: 1 Sleight of Hand: 1 Sneak: 1

Weird, twisted Dimensional Being 3 – Shu-foffoffothoth
Description: Big and green, amorphous blob of a monster.
Hit Points: 12Shticks:Boggling Death: 7Incredible Strength: 8Muscle: 12 Break Down Door: 12 Climb: 12 Fight: 12 Pick Up Heavy Th: 12 Throw: 12 Zip: 2 Dodge: 3 Drive: 3 Fire Gun: 3 Jump: 3 Ride: 3 Swim: 3Smarts: 2 Hide/Spot Hidden: 3 Identify Danger: 5 Read: 2 Resist Fast-Talk: 3 See/Hear/Smell: 4 Set/Disarm/Trap: 2 Track/Cover Tracks: 2Chutzpah: 6 Fast Talk: 6 Pass/Detect Shoddy: 6 Sleight of Hand: 6 Sneak: 6

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