CAST OF CHARACTERS

Mad Granny Pootang

Description: A sweet looking old grandmother with no teeth and a perpetual smell of lavender.
Hit Points: 10Shticks:Predict Future With Tea Leaves: 6Muscle: 2 Break Down Door: 2 Climb: 2 Fight: 3 Pick Up Heavy Th: 2 Throw: 4 Zip: 3 Dodge: 6 Drive: 3 Fire Gun: 4 Jump: 9 Ride: 3 Swim: 3Smarts: 4 Hide/Spot Hidden: 4 Identify Danger: 8 Read: 6 Resist Fast-Talk: 9 See/Hear/Smell: 4 Set/Disarm/Trap: 5 Track/Cover Tracks: 4Chutzpah: 6 Fast Talk: 9 Pass/Detect Shoddy: 6 Sleight of Hand: 7 Sneak: 8

Twisted ‘Chuck’ Dexter

Description: A short, skinny, monochrome human with a big black top hat, a lit bomb in one hand and a big nasty looking book in the other.
Hit Points: 8Shticks:Quick Change Disguise: 6Muscle: 4 Break Down Door: 4 Climb: 4 Fight: 5 Pick Up Heavy Th: 4 Throw: 8 Zip: 5 Dodge: 8 Drive: 5 Fire Gun: 6 Jump: 5 Ride: 5 Swim: 5Smarts: 6 Hide/Spot Hidden: 8 Identify Danger: 8 Read: 8 Resist Fast-Talk: 6 See/Hear/Smell: 7 Set/Disarm/Trap: 7 Track/Cover Tracks: 7Chutzpah: 3 Fast Talk: 5 Pass/Detect Shoddy: 6 Sleight of Hand: 5 Sneak: 7

HOSPITAL STAFF

Doctor Schitzobabble

Description: The head Doctor at Nuthatch. He is virtually blind and totally dedicated to his work.
Hit Points: 6Shticks:Pockets of Many Things: 6Muscle: 1 Break Down Door: 1 Climb: 1 Fight: 4 Pick Up Heavy Th: 1 Throw: 3 Zip: 3 Dodge: 3 Drive: 3 Fire Gun: 3 Jump: 3 Ride: 3 Swim: 3Smarts: 6 Hide/Spot Hidden: 7 Identify Danger: 6 Read: 6 Resist Fast-Talk: 6 See/Hear/Smell: 7 Set/Disarm/Trap: 6 Track/Cover Tracks: 6Chutzpah: 4 Fast Talk: 7 Pass/Detect Shoddy: 4 Sleight of Hand: 4 Sneak: 4

Doctor Psychowarble

Description: The Psychiatrist at Nuthatch. He is obsessed with finding out about peoples families, and especially their mothers.
Hit Points: 3Shticks:Pockets of Many Things: 5Muscle: 1 Break Down Door: 1 Climb: 1 Fight: 4 Pick Up Heavy Th: 1 Throw: 3 Zip: 3 Dodge: 3 Drive: 3 Fire Gun: 3 Jump: 3 Ride: 3 Swim: 3Smarts: 5 Hide/Spot Hidden: 5 Identify Danger: 5 Read: 9 Resist Fast-Talk: 9 See/Hear/Smell: 6 Set/Disarm/Trap: 5 Track/Cover Tracks: 5Chutzpah: 6 Fast Talk: 8 Pass/Detect Shoddy: 8 Sleight of Hand: 6 Sneak: 6

Nurse Maniaca, Nurse Neurotica and Nurse Intoxica

Description: Vacant, automata that will try to put anyone to bed or give them a ‘vigorous’ bed bath. Their starched nurses uniforms are only surpassed in stiffness by their unwavering desire to do their duties, colonic irrigation, electro shock therapy, lobotomisation, administer drugs and putting people into a strangle hold with bed clothes.
Hit Points: 4Shticks:Incredible Speed: 6Muscle: 4 Break Down Door: 4 Climb: 4 Fight: 6 Pick Up Heavy Th: 4 Throw: 4 Zip: 4 Dodge: 6 Drive: 4 Fire Gun: 4 Jump: 4 Ride: 4 Swim: 4Smarts: 2 Hide/Spot Hidden: 4 Identify Danger: 2 Read: 2 Resist Fast-Talk: 4 See/Hear/Smell: 4 Set/Disarm/Trap: 2 Track/Cover Tracks: 2Chutzpah: 2 Fast Talk: 2 Pass/Detect Shoddy: 2 Sleight of Hand: 2 Sneak: 6

The Asylum Guard

Description: A dull brute with a club used for suppressing emotional patients.
Hit Points: 8Shticks:NoneMuscle: 6 Break Down Door: 9 Climb: 6 Fight: 8 Pick Up Heavy Th: 6 Throw: 9 Zip: 2 Dodge: 5 Drive: 2 Fire Gun: 2 Jump: 2 Ride: 2 Swim: 2Smarts: 1 Hide/Spot Hidden: 1 Identify Danger: 1 Read: 1 Resist Fast-Talk: 1 See/Hear/Smell: 1 Set/Disarm/Trap: 1 Track/Cover Tracks: 1Chutzpah: 2 Fast Talk: 4 Pass/Detect Shoddy: 2 Sleight of Hand: 2 Sneak: 2

The Asylum Janitor

Description: A distinctly worried old man who creeps around the Hospital with a mop and bucket. He knows all of the secret ways around Nuthatch.
Hit Points: 3Shticks:Key of Many Locks: 9Muscle: 2 Break Down Door: 2 Climb: 2 Fight: 3 Pick Up Heavy Th: 2 Throw: 2 Zip: 3 Dodge: 3 Drive: 3 Fire Gun: 3 Jump: 3 Ride: 3 Swim: 3Smarts: 5 Hide/Spot Hidden: 8 Identify Danger: 5 Read: 6 Resist Fast-Talk: 5 See/Hear/Smell: 8 Set/Disarm/Trap: 6 Track/Cover Tracks: 6Chutzpah: 2 Fast Talk: 2 Pass/Detect Shoddy: 4 Sleight of Hand: 2 Sneak: 2

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